“All that glitters is
not gold”
-Anonymous
Sometimes quotes play a
vital role in your life. I am a firm believer of a famous quote “Martyrs never die” as people have
actually seen One in a university
with a girl. If an atheist would see this couple, he would definitely embrace
Islam. Research analysts also say that this Martyred
Guy is with a girl from the past 8
years, OMG!!! Soft image of Pakistan throughout the world can be presented
through this couple.
Now leave the couple,
focus on the girl. If someone voluntarily asks you to be in his/her group, then
guys please don’t - it’s a trap, especially
if this offer is from an opposite gender. Some victims of this trap report that
there was a girl in their class who was excellent in making people fool. Her
mind games very brilliant and she was known as “Veena
Malik” among the community. In every group project, she
felt ill at the time of doing some work. Some of her old buddies were unable to
understand that how come she faces same disease every time? It is also heard
that at mid-night, she informs her group mates that she is not feeling well and
is suffering from severe fever. Same sickness every time, strange isn’t it!
(a pure free-rider). Her excuses of
such a kind need more professionalism as these tricks no more work in the real
world. Deep inside her heart she is really thankful to God, as her degree is in
a close proximity of completion without doing a single project by herself. How
incredibly talented she is, hats off!
Handling people with
smile, not studying, wasting money of parents, gossiping all the time and always
giving a positive response to everyone are some of her personality attributes. Her
plans are so accurate & perfect that she easily made President of a society a complete fool. In documents she worked as Director Marketing of a famous event (for
three years) but actually her job was to bluff the President. On the other hand,
President thought that he’s a lucky man but infact he was used badly. This is
purely a class act by her. Her stories of conning are so amazing and fantastic
that she should introduce an elective course, “Using People”
The best part is that
she is never alone. Every student who is a part of Fast-Nu knows this individual
very well. Dr. Frank D. Harmond of California State University while
depicting her personality in Oprah
Winfrey Show said: “Her skills
and cons are beyond anyone’s imagination. The way she made a gigantic lady her
best friend is commendable. Her tremendous social activities in the university
forces me to give her the title -Social
Loafer.”
Her cult followers are found
almost in every batch, department & class. This reminds me the motto of
Liverpool FC:
"You will never walk alone"
"You will never walk alone"
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